Shielding against winters harsh climate requires a deep understanding of thermal dynamics and kenetic quasiparticles. For those with less nerd and fewer hours we introduce the Balaclava Sheisty. Cover your head, ears, mouth, nose, only head, nose without head (possible but probably harder), and more with this versatile one piece head covering to cut the wind, hold the warmth all while looking stoic and stealth. Now in the Niveous Neon.