To a snail, a turtle is a race car. To a turtle, a rabbit is a rocket ship. Some days you are neither a race car nor a rocket ship and you just want to be a turtle. Maybe you live your life in full on turtle. We don’t judge. Regardless, if you don’t own a waving turtle hat you're literally living your life as a turtle without a shell. You’re a naked turtle right now.

Now available in a Ponytail Hat with an elastic closure and braided back so your ponytail can easily be pulled through without snagging.